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Walking Dead resurrected for a third series

October 15, 2012


The Walking Dead returned for a third season last week, a chilling episode in which the survivors moved from the burning farmstead to an ‘abandoned’ prison. Before hitting the big screen Walking Dead was a critically acclaimed comic book series of over 100 issues. This provided a rich tapestry of stories to choose from to be adapted […]

Cinema needs an enema!

February 22, 2012


Absolute garbage: coming to a cinema outlet near you Why does cinema need an enema? Well the first reason is that there are so many poor films we have very little choice in what we see, the producers need to clean up their acts, the second is that enema nearly rhymes with cinema. Have you noticed the […]

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Review

October 6, 2011


Operation “Faux-pas Review” has commenced, control, “roger”. *Bzzt*. I am travelling parallel to the target, weaving through streets, with my standard issue peep-hole newspaper obscuring my face from Russian sleeper agents. If they catch me my cover is blown. I am tailing the tailor. That’s why we call me the tail. I am the tailor’s tail. If […]

An Internet Experiment

October 5, 2011


Brad Pitt, Paris Hilton, David Beckham, Tom Cruise, Charlie Sheen, Beyonce, Adolf Hitler, Frank Sinatra, St Patrick, Gaddafi, Rod Stewart, Kim Jong Il. With these high profile celebrity names used it is interesting to see how much more views my blog will get… Watch this space. To help things on its way I am also […]