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5 unconventional ways to reduce the UK budget deficit

October 23, 2013

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We’re in debt. We. The UK. I shop in Lidl and Farmfoods. This just won’t do! Excluding temporary loans to banks the UK is currently sitting on a budget deficit of £13.2bn and borrowing is expected to sit around £80bn (5.1% of GDP) – excluding the sale of the Royal Mail. I figured I should […]

Just how much Mario Balotelli madness can I fit into this page?

January 10, 2013

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Mario Balotelli is one of the best things to happen to football since the invention of the sphere. – Me I am going to let that hang there for a second. The 22-year old Man City forward is amazing. Some people call him crazy, others think he is disrespectful. He was dubbed  “unmanageable” by arguably the world’s best manager Jose […]

Lundun twenty twelve Ohlympics (c) TM

August 5, 2012

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So has everyone enjoyed the Ohlympics in Lundun, so far? I have had a spiffing time watching the world’s best athletes compete for gold medals, mankind’s best performing mankind’s silliest recreational tasks. It has been great. However we all enjoy watching monkeys doing back flips until we realise that when said monkey is finished performing he goes […]

Online piracy: I know you stole Michael Buble’s album for your Mum

March 31, 2012

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Pirate is a term chucked around freely these days. It is a term that gives Johnny Depp the funds to escape yet another kinky Tim Burton film where he is forced to do the degrading sexual things that sustain his pimp-like director. It is a term that causes malformed-alcoholics yearn for murder on the seven-seas. Mostly […]

Cinema needs an enema!

February 22, 2012

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Absolute garbage: coming to a cinema outlet near you Why does cinema need an enema? Well the first reason is that there are so many poor films we have very little choice in what we see, the producers need to clean up their acts, the second is that enema nearly rhymes with cinema. Have you noticed the […]

An Internet Experiment

October 5, 2011

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Brad Pitt, Paris Hilton, David Beckham, Tom Cruise, Charlie Sheen, Beyonce, Adolf Hitler, Frank Sinatra, St Patrick, Gaddafi, Rod Stewart, Kim Jong Il. With these high profile celebrity names used it is interesting to see how much more views my blog will get… Watch this space. To help things on its way I am also […]

In a Perfect World…

September 28, 2011

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This morning on my commute to college, soaked to the skin, unnaturally cold, enraged, short of breath, short of height… and sweating, a lot: as usual, I wondered, why isn’t life easier? So in response, during a class, under the guise of doing actual work I compiled a list of things I would improve immediately… had […]